What really happened here?
I'd bike away too if an interdimensional bus portal was coming after me.
She be talking shit about ya mom, dad, brother, dead dog, say you got weak dick game, all that shit but AS SOON as you say she a bitch she wanna start crying.
The best part is the dog is completely oblivious.
"it turns out that I am too muscular; and I can't fit through"
I remember when he first got elected and the whole thing seemed like a reality show joking: “watch him hire Omarosa as Secretary of State”. Obviously she didn’t have that powerful of a position, but the fact that she was in the White House and everyone just accepts it just demonstrates how much of a farce the whole administration is.
Plot twist: The manager was dating them.
The bear turns back around as if he’s remembering he’s much scarier than that man.
That’s a man that’s been trolling since before the Internet.
Mid-sneeze or just "different?"
The funniest thing is these parents who complain to you that they're always tired are usually the same people who pressure you the most to start having your own kids. Misery loves company, I guess.
Meanwhile, the Jacksons are just standing over there like...ok cool, can we play now?
Sad thing is, the caption isn’t far from the truth.
Reminds me of that Dutch speed skater that was told wrong directions and ended up costing him a medal at the olympics. Sven Kramer.
When Chase would text me that since I had less than $50 in my account they were gonna charge me $12.
10/10 would ask them for advice.
Really puts the crappy in crappy design.
My wife likes to wear the same pajamas she's had for the last 15 years and ask if I've farted recently.
Come on Abby! Get your shit together!
Not worth the risk- still have to share the train with all those people.