I think there’s a wife in your cat.
This the type of acting you only see on pornhub.
Here’s to feeling good all the time.
Thats how the Bowling Green Massacre was overlooked too, I guess?
Shock resistant lube for when the work gets harder.
My husband does this so much that our kids automatically give him a cut of the candy.
Yup. This is me. Young enough to meme, old enough to have chronic back pain and a heart condition.
Man, I miss Obama. The way he spoke, it felt like it was straight from the heart, which I’m sure it was. He seemed to really care about the American people. I’m so happy I got to experience his Presidency.
I love how the cat looks annoyed at how uncomfortable the eggs are and it’s all ur fault.
I imagine Oprah has the type of money where doing good for others is better than anything she can buy. Can someone tell me how she got to where she is ? Like what was the thing that made her Big before the talk show ?
You wouldn’t want to mess with a suicidal vampire, anyway.
This was one of my favorite comedies growing up..Bumblebee tuna!
“Fucking concrete guy.” -bird.
Seen it so many times and still makes me laugh.
She’s gonna feel that in ten years.
Fuck me he passed the insult masterclass with flying colours.
I bike my kids to school most days (kindergarten and Grade 1). I pull them in a bike trailer. They often fight so I make them run along beside me while I bike, until they agree they love each other and they can get back in.
“Haha yeah I guess I’m pretty woke, I’ve never owned a slave AND I even saw Black Panther opening day and tweeted about it!”