“Come out to the coast we’ll get together have a few laughs!” Click.
It’s not Christmas until I see Hans Gruber falling off Nakatomi Plaza.
No fucking shit, lady! Does it sound like I’m ordering a pizza?!
Nine Nine!!! Jake Peralta would be all over this!
“Now I know how a TV dinner feels”
There are two types of people in this world. People who think Die Hard is a Christmas movie, and people who are wrong.
Now I have a machine gun. HO HO HO
Come to the party, have a few laughs…
Come out to the coast…
Have a few laughs…
You still haven’t taken down last years Xmas tree?