My unemployed buddy just got his ‘friend with benefits’ pregnant. Now I have a great gift idea!
The perfect blanket doesn’t exi…
Whatever you paid wasn’t enough
Please find where we can all buy one (or 10)
Who gives this away??
who the hell would donate such a masterpiece!??!?!?!?!
Every time your SO gives your perfect blanket to the thrift store.
Shut up and take my money
I have never been more jealous. If you are needing someone’s first born, I may have a trade for you.
That is glorious and it has to be a custom job — how could anyone donate that work of art?