When I was a kid my older sister was “the Prettiest Girl in Town”. Seriously. She hung out with all the other “Prettiest Girls in Town.” When I was 12 and she was 15 she had all the girls over to our house for a slumber party. Let me repeat that: When I was 12 all the Prettiest Girls in Town had a slumber party at my house. The next year when I was 13 she had the girls over again.
My dad took me with him to spend the night at my Grandma’s house. It took me years to forgive him.
And what happened then?
In his bedroom, they say
That the boy’s whole right arm
Grew three sizes that day.
They’re all either 14 or 22. Can’t tell which.
Gosh, he has a lot of sisters.
And then he spent the entire night alone in his room playing fortnite…
It’s got to be either his best, or his worst decision he has made so far.
“Quick girls take a photo with me so I look like a stud!”
Goes back to Reddit.
You couldn’t smack that grin off his face.
Why do you invite two Baptists fishing with you?
Because if you only invite one, he’ll drink all your beer. If you invite two, they won’t drink any.
I’m not saying these girls aren’t drinking, I’m saying he doesn’t stand a chance with that many there to shame each other out of doing anything stupid with him.
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