My friend’s cousin stayed home New Year’s night so he could spend it with his sister

My friend’s cousin stayed home New Year’s night so he could spend it with his sister

When I was a kid my older sister was “the Prettiest Girl in Town”. Seriously. She hung out with all the other “Prettiest Girls in Town.” When I was 12 and she was 15 she had all the girls over to our house for a slumber party. Let me repeat that: When I was 12 all the Prettiest Girls in Town had a slumber party at my house. The next year when I was 13 she had the girls over again.

My dad took me with him to spend the night at my Grandma’s house. It took me years to forgive him.

requisitename

And what happened then?

In his bedroom, they say

That the boy’s whole right arm

Grew three sizes that day.

chodeboi

They’re all either 14 or 22. Can’t tell which.

Ice_BountyHunter

Gosh, he has a lot of sisters.

kit1150

And then he spent the entire night alone in his room playing fortnite…

ThePecanSandie

It’s got to be either his best, or his worst decision he has made so far.

c2lbsy

“Quick girls take a photo with me so I look like a stud!”

Snap

Goes back to Reddit.

TheSpaceGinger

You couldn’t smack that grin off his face.

no1dookie

Why do you invite two Baptists fishing with you?

Because if you only invite one, he’ll drink all your beer. If you invite two, they won’t drink any.

I’m not saying these girls aren’t drinking, I’m saying he doesn’t stand a chance with that many there to shame each other out of doing anything stupid with him.

MayOverexplain

Why the fuck are comments automatically sorted by new?

GandalfTheWhey