Get your own tube if you need to stay married. Hide it if necessary….
i bet she also leaves time on the microwave after using it
My wife cuts crooked wedges off a block of cheese.
My wife does the same thing and it’s the only thing I can think of using against her in an argument because she’s damn near perfect except for this shit.
Get a toothpaste roller and slap it on there, she’ll have to either remove it or get with the program
She has a nice firm grip. You’re a lucky man. Enjoy it.
Kung-fu grip makes it go drip drip drip.
My wife is a dental hygienist and she squeezes it this way also… was thinking about telling her boss
I’m a fighter. I would run the tube against a corner of the cabinet so that all the paste was at the right end and the rest of it was flat. EVERY MORNING! I’m happily divorced now.
That is all? My wife pours milk in bowl before her cereal…