My wife squeezes toothpaste like this. I’m thinking divorce is the only option

My wife squeezes toothpaste like this. I’m thinking divorce is the only option

Get your own tube if you need to stay married. Hide it if necessary….

KatyCowbelter

i bet she also leaves time on the microwave after using it

mindless_idiot

My wife cuts crooked wedges off a block of cheese.

qwasd0r

My wife does the same thing and it’s the only thing I can think of using against her in an argument because she’s damn near perfect except for this shit.

Ahvii1

Get a toothpaste roller and slap it on there, she’ll have to either remove it or get with the program

artfuldodgerbob23

She has a nice firm grip. You’re a lucky man. Enjoy it.

SummerMummer

Kung-fu grip makes it go drip drip drip.

rabbiguy

My wife is a dental hygienist and she squeezes it this way also… was thinking about telling her boss

krisjoon

I’m a fighter. I would run the tube against a corner of the cabinet so that all the paste was at the right end and the rest of it was flat. EVERY MORNING! I’m happily divorced now.

riconoir28

That is all? My wife pours milk in bowl before her cereal…

Adaur981