The incident report my buddy got from his daughters daycare

The incident report my buddy got from his daughters daycare

That should be framed, and then hidden, until the day of her high school graduation party. Hang that puppy high and proud.

wyliethecoyote641

LOOK AT IT. LOOK AT IT. LOOK AT IT.

SilentKnight3089

She got it from the cat.

BloodshotMoon

Elizabeth is gonna be a Instagram Influencer in like 15 years.

jpan1o1

Her new name shall be Elizabutt.

Zezix

We talking a 2 year old or a 5 year old here, one is funny the other is… also funny but more concerning.

TheFilthiestCorndog

twist: elizabeth is a high school senior

burgpug

My five year old son went to camp at the YMCA last year.

We got one of these that said ‘Logan ran out of the locker room naked, yelling I’M NAKED AND MY PENIS IS SHOWING! HAHAHA!

My wife wasn’t impressed. I thought it was funny as hell.

UsedDragon

Oof, they left “washed” unchecked.

Lou3000

When I was in kindergarten I remember the teacher just laughing it off when I asked the table of girls I was sitting with, if they wanted to see my penis, under the table of course. To this day I still ask permission.

BetterWhenImDrunk