You don’t know my life!

I feel personally attacked

OaklandAvenue

Two weeks? Try four days. That shit will be a rotting green slurry by then.

Verrence

Lettuce not judge, for we’ve all been there.

platypode

Open bag, use one serving. shitload of water accumulates inside on the plastic and everything is rotten the next time you go to use it.

thar_

I actually eat mine. Goes great in smoothies and om sandwiches. Haha that was a lie.

BeardedDagon

Now I gotta find where the secret camera is hidden in my kitchen. Fucking spot on

rayne7

The trick is to grab a plateful with every meal no matter what it is. I been killing spring mix and baby carrots even eating take out because I just eat it along every bite. It actually makes whatever your eating feel lighter and you won’t feel as much itis afterwards.

tazmanbby

Wannabe healthy shopper me and home in my pajamas, foraging like a hungry raccoon me are totally different people.

Chadwich

This sub is blowing my mind with how common this is. I don’t even understand why I bought 3 avocados last week knowing that 2 of them will probably end up in the trash. And I’m thinking this while I’m buying them too, fuck is the matter with me??

DaAvalon

For god’s sake why target me personally?

nemporisso

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