Creep broken tornado siren in Chicago. Is this how they scare away the tornado?

It’s not broken, it just sounds that way as the sound carries better and can’t be confused for a public safety vehicle’s siren.

FAT LAZZYASS CAT

Many years ago, I took one of my cats to the vet because she had a small lump on her stomach. The biopsy was inconclusive, so we did the surgery to remove the lump. Turns out it was just fat. I paid 2 grand so that my cat could have breast reduction surgery.

A picture worth a thousand words

Marie Kondo somewhere losing her shit.

But I WAS born in the 90’s!

OP clearly born in 1997.

Surprise bops

This is exactly how my first time went.

Bear accidentally whips his sack

Poor guy. Went from having the time of his life to rolling around in agony.

Two brothers won the lottery on the same day

If you notice one of them won more than the other!

I got out of the shower around 10pm and heard a noise downstairs. I...

What happened here? The answer is obvious. An intruder broke in and put that box on the pup’s head. She’s innocent.

Neighbor foreclosed on their house, but abandoned this guy. We have adopted him into...

Awww, he probably does watch for them, he has no idea why his life changed so radically.

Why did I laugh so hard at this?

"Look, man, I'm not telling you how to live your life, but maybe 20 Bagel Bites at 2 in the morning isn't the best idea."

Still the most perfectly performed scare out there

How did he not smell that mask? It has been 15 years since I last smelled one and it can still remember the scent vividly.

This bird looks like he is coming over to kick my ass

Now I say I say boy, what that is there, is a chicken hawk. I say I say a chicken hawk. And he’s coming for all of our I say all of our asses.

What an AR-15 will do to a steel plate

I was not expecting that.

Inception

Why they being mean.

Mentally unstable?!

Your cat does look 15 years old.

Daddy daddy

Like straight out of a Tom & Jerry cartoon!

It says “fill with water, sand, or syrup”? WTF?

Rock Lee training taken closer to home this holiday season.