Emotional support slippers
So, how much did you spend on them?
funfact: blobfish dont normally look like that. when brought to the surface, the lack of intense pressure (that theyre used to at their depths) causes them to lose their normal shape and they turn all blobby.
I want them so my feet can be as sad as I am
I need those
Weird, didn’t know they made Ted Cruz slippers
They don’t actually look like that at thrift stores deep below the ocean. They just look like normal fish slippers down there.
you bought them right?
I bought these for my Mrs a couple of years ago and she’s still never worn them!