These blobfish slippers i found at a local thrift store

These blobfish slippers i found at a local thrift store

Emotional support slippers

shitty-cat

So, how much did you spend on them?

SausageKage

funfact: blobfish dont normally look like that. when brought to the surface, the lack of intense pressure (that theyre used to at their depths) causes them to lose their normal shape and they turn all blobby.

Wheres_my_guitar

I want them so my feet can be as sad as I am

CrazyGardevoir

I need those

yeetyeetyeetmaster

Weird, didn’t know they made Ted Cruz slippers

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Bottom feeters

fortunesmith

They don’t actually look like that at thrift stores deep below the ocean. They just look like normal fish slippers down there.

Ninja_Bum

you bought them right?

dysenteryiscool

I bought these for my Mrs a couple of years ago and she’s still never worn them!

StanleyChuckles